Migration

Crappy guy has migrated

Go Cronyism and the 10 yr Masterplan!

Harlow people

I just saw a crappy movie. I must find a jagung now. A "reboi" one. I wish I was one of the Village people, then I could be a Macho Man. I feel so manly after watching the video.

But I'd always be a Soldier of Fortune...

No longer in PA...am doing internship at PMO.

I think I have a big head (the one connected to the neck). Pity the mother of my child.

I love my pretty gf very much and her new hair.

Hail Mary, full of grace.

I need to pee now.

Bye.

Im Screwed

Guess what
I finally got the internship....
But its not with one of my 4 choices
Instead i got the one with the P-----'s A---------n on some research project involving neighbourhood CCs
Firstly the project sounds sucky
Second the location is at Kallang damm orbit sak
Thirdly and most importantly i dont have a shit idea of what applied statistics is and im supposed to have a basic knowledge of it
Die lah
Must smoke my way through intership
Now where is the damm political inquiry textbook

Bureaucratic inertia

I hahve been waiting for the last few weeks or so for the slugs of the internship program to make up their bloody minds. If im not selcted just put it htere on the bloody website or notify me or something. Instead all they put there is "selction in progress". Progress my ass. Emailed them twice regarding this and what the fuck they tell me---It will out by the end of the week. Its been 2 weeks since that end of the week arseholess. And guess wat my fren in TS dept got an email regarding the 3rd round of selection from his dept and wat the fuck is my dept doing. Nothing but just sitting on their fat assses. Cant even update the dammm website properly.
And before i forget ithink im gonna screwd up pr2202 To any frshies reading please s/u it if you r contemplating taking them its a damm fucked up module the amt of work for the grade is not worth it.
Ciao back to mugging
Baby i love u altho u nag kat i most of the time
hahahaha memang i sengaja pasal i love dinag

Hair

I am officially bald now
Thanks to my gf.
dammmmm

Peluru dalam kepala

This time the bullet cold rocked ya
A yellow ribbon instead of a swastika
Nothin' proper about ya propaganda
Fools follow rules when the set commands ya
Said it was blue
When ya blood was read
That's how ya got a bullet blasted through ya head

Blasted through ya head
Blasted through ya head

I give a shout out to the living dead
Who stood and watched as the feds cold centralized
So serene on the screen
You were mesmerised
Cellular phones soundin' a death tone
Corporations cold
Turn ya to stone before ya realise
They load the clip in omnicolour
Said they pack the 9, they fire it at prime time
Sleeping gas, every home was like Alcatraz
And mutha fuckas lost their minds

Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump, you say how high
Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump, you say how high

Run it!

Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump, you say how high
Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump, you say how high

Checka, checka, check it out
They load the clip in omnicolour
Said they pack the 9, they fire it at prime time
Sleeping gas, every home was like Alcatraz
And mutha fuckas lost their minds

No escape from the mass mind rape
Play it again jack and then rewind the tape
And then play it again and again and again
Until ya mind is locked in
Believin' all the lies that they're tellin' ya
Buyin' all the products that they're sellin' ya
They say jump and ya say how high
Ya brain-dead
Ya gotta fuckin' bullet in ya head

Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump, you say how high
Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump, you say how high

Uggh! Yeah! Yea!

Ya standin' in line
Believin' the lies
Ya bowin' down to the flag
Ya gotta bullet in ya head

Ya standin' in line
Believin' the lies
Ya bowin' down to the flag
Ya gotta bullet in ya head

Dead

This blog is fucking dead
Im filled with idealism when it was started
But i realized im not really a sociable individual who shares
Furthermore im not really a nice person.
Pple can testify to that
My mouth is like a fucking sewer and im really really really rude by nature
Kurang ajar lah dikatakan
I dont fit in
Fuck
im really screwed up
Thank god for sue
Ciao

Ode to the missus

Dearest honey potato

I am sorry for all the hurt that i had inflicted on you
U do not deserve the shit that i had put you through
Thanks baby for staying with me and giving me another chance
I realised that i failed you sometimes but deep down i really love u b
Even with all the arguments and fights my love for u had not only not chaged it had deepened
Thank u b for being so understanding
The years we had together had been the best years of my life and you are the best thing that ever occured to me
I hope we would have more years together and b i will work to keep your love for me from diminishing
Love u b.

Crap is back

Well well im back after a long hiatus at the mountain ol love n in the cave of lust
hahahaha
First things first
A shout out to my dear dear gf for such a wonderful nite at rochester n doing the dirtty shit with the food n all n for the Soldier cake Muakzzzzz
Love ya b my unlucky gf
Dun worry god will stop punishing u
N a big thanks to all ma frens who made my bday such a blast
thank u for coming n i love all the gifts even the Man U jersey
I noe u all love me, u all cant help it
hahaha

N of course once again i look like crap in the bdae pics
I shld have changed dammmm
N in4 days my bestfren is getting engaged!!!!!!!!
Dammmm it im no longer young
Wishing u well ja n nas i noe u all will have lots of jawa looking children
hahhahaha
oops b4 i forgot a happy wedding for Zaihan n her ottoman man
A song for both of u yah

Duduk dua sejoli
Atas pelamin berseri
Dihias intan baiduri
Sebagai raja sehari
Direnjis-renjis dipilis
Ditepungilah tawar
Hai beras kunyit ditabur
Disiram si air mawar

hahahahahahahhaha

FFFFFFFFF

Well well its seems dat my 2 loyal fans had been clamouring for me to update my blog.

Hmmm
Im sure all u god fearing pple noe Ramadan is coming in a few wks time. It seems that im not really cleansed yet n i wont be for a few hundred years hahahaha.
Fasting, i dont really mind fasting its not much of a big deal n it helps my financial sitn as well.
But i dont tink im sincere enuff doing it n it makes me feel a bit of a hypocrite.
N u noe y?
Cos im a bloody sinner dats y
When it ends, i return back to my old habits n the same old story again
Sure as hell gonna burn in hell

Feeling a bit blue nowadays
Like im sick of skool now n its onli been 2 wks
Like 2 day i spent the whole day sleeping
Wat a crappy day
Thot abt following my workmates to Devils today but decided not too
Financial thing again
U r born alone n u die alone
Juz u n the damp earth
Do we really have souls or we juz decompose
Wat a shiity state Islam is in rite now
Damm the hijackers of the faith
Cheering on Hizboolah
for fuck
Till when will they realise
Dat violence begets volence
wld it improve the sitn if Israel got a bloody nose
No
Go n fuck the US for all u want but there is not gonna be a dar al islamiyah
We lost our way long ago with our petty quarrels
Name me now a model Islamic state
None
N u noe y
we still hark back to our socalled glory years, chained by memories of old
Those times had gone
Look fwd damm it not behind
The children's hunger could not be satisfied with memories
All the riches of the earth n wat u do
Squander it on ur fucking excesses
N wat u do blame it on others
Yeah yeah we used to have all those big thinkers,mathematicians
but where are they now
they r dust
Use ur bloody head
we r created equal man n woman
Instead u repress them
Y? Damm it
Capitalism is killing us extremism is killing us consumerism is destroying us
Those that live in squalor perish in squalor
Is there no light at the end
There is none
no happy ending just u n the freaking silence
Just roll it up boys n girls n it takes u places where the Lightbringer comes.
Smile.